Are you gay, straight, asexual, bisexual, or pansexual?
...

Are you male or female?
I am decidedly male.

Would you cheat on somebody?
Relationships are tiresome.

Have you ever cheated on somebody?
I repeat, relationships are tiresome.

Kiss on a first date?
If they tried, I would kill them. eAe

Sex on a first date?
What a disgusting display of weak willpower...

Do you like someone, in a sense, weaker than you, or stronger than you?
Anyone weaker will be bitten to death like the rest of the herbivores. Which makes up most of the population to be honest.

Have you ever masturbated, before?
...-mildly disgusted-

Who was your first love?
...I suppose I loved my parents from a young age. Before I realised how weak such a feeling makes you... eAe

Have you ever left a hickey on someone before?
No. -blatant lie lmao-

How many romantic relationships have you been in?
None. Must I repeat myself again? `─´╬

Are you in love with somone? Who?
...hn èAé

Are you in a relationship with someone? Who?
...-twitches slightly-

Have you kissed the person you are in love with / the person you are in a relationship with / both? How many times?
-grits teeth- `^´

How heavy was this kissing?
...what does weight have to do with it.

Have you had sexual intercourse with the person you are in love with / the person you are in a relationship with / both? How many times?
...this is a matter that does not concern anyone. Carnal acts are no business but people's own. _{Disgusting...}

What animal best represents you, and why?
...a cat...perhaps...

Would you kinkily dress up as said animal for your love interest?
... I:

Describe the steamiest you and a partner have ever gotten.
Water vapour also has no relevance to such a questionnaire.

Are you a virgin?
In terms of innocence...I possess none and care for none.

Where’s a place you would like to have sex?
Nowhere. -yawns-

Okay, second half. List names of people you know in these numbers. Do not put yourself in.

1. Hibird
2. Cavallone
3. Tsunayoshi
4. Kusakabe
5. Kyuu
6. the boxer
7. the baby


How would you feel if 6 was utterly in love with you, and confessed to you, today?
...utterly disgusting. eAe

How would you feel if 2 and 4 had sex in YOUR bed?
That...-narrows eyes- They would be promptly bitten to death. _{Cavallone and Kusakabe...tch. The thought...}

How would you feel if 1 and 7 were in a relationship, and 1 cheated on 7 with 3?
...

How would 2 feel if you hooked up with 6?
...knowing him, distraught. Pathetic fool. eAe

Would you have sex with 3?
...perhaps the asker of these questions would like to die now?

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